1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,613 - you know what I mean? - I know what you mean. 2 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:07,450 I've been waiting half an hour For someone to wait on me! 3 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:10,253 One of our detectives Is on vacation, okay? 4 00:00:10,277 --> 00:00:11,755 We're just a little Short-handed. 5 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:14,223 If you'll have a seat, I'll Be with you in a minute. 6 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:15,959 I just got to book this guy. 7 00:00:15,983 --> 00:00:17,861 I can't wait here all day! 8 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:19,462 Ma'am, I got a criminal here. 9 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:21,397 12th precinct, wojciehowicz. 10 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:22,999 What did he do? 11 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,401 Uh, he tried to Stick up a market. 12 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:27,871 Degenerate! 13 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:31,007 I don't feel that Way about you, ma'am. 14 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,098 Uh, could you call Back in an hour? 15 00:00:34,601 --> 00:00:35,846 I'm going to book you now. 16 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:39,549 Hey. Sure. I can Appreciate that. 17 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:40,550 Thanks. 18 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:43,787 You got your job, I got my job. 19 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:45,588 Full name. 20 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:48,913 Loftis, milton l. 21 00:00:49,984 --> 00:00:51,661 ♪ love, love ♪ 22 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:55,098 ♪ lovin' you, baby, All night long ♪ 23 00:00:55,122 --> 00:00:57,734 ♪ love, love, love ♪ 24 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:00,803 ♪ lo-o-o-o-ve... ♪ 25 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:03,106 Uh... Is, uh, anyone Helping you? 26 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:05,976 No, and I've been waiting For over half an hour. 27 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,878 Oh, well, someone Will be along soon. 28 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,614 ♪ lovin' again, again ♪ 29 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:13,884 You picked a great Day to be late. 30 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:16,619 Oh, how are you, wojo? 31 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:18,821 You look like you've Been up all night. 32 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:23,159 You moonlighting again? 33 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:25,929 Uh, no. 34 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:29,732 It, uh... As it happens, I Had a social engagement 35 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,335 Which lasted longer Than I had anticipated 36 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:34,859 Or could possibly Have hoped for. 37 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:39,208 - congratulations. - yeah. 38 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:41,477 Meanwhile, I've been trying To handle things here alone. 39 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:44,080 Oh, yeah? Where's, Uh, where's barney? 40 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,614 I had this guy, 41 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:47,717 So barney had to go out On a call with dietrich. 42 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,886 Oh, I thought we were Getting some extra help. 43 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:52,789 Yeah, but it's not here Yet, so, uh, in the meantime, 44 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:55,691 Do you think you might take Care of miss jacobs there, 45 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:57,393 Who's getting kind of surly? 46 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:58,595 Oh, yeah. Sure. 47 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:01,164 It just requires a Little special knack 48 00:02:01,188 --> 00:02:02,666 With the older types. 49 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:05,501 You know what I mean? 50 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,374 Miss jacobs? Hi. 51 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:12,943 I'm detective harris. 52 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:14,611 If you'll have a seat Right over there, 53 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:15,779 We'll be right with you. 54 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,413 Both of you? 55 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:19,048 Uh, no, I meant me. 56 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:21,706 Then say what you Mean, for heaven's sakes. 57 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:25,755 Get over there and Sit down in that seat. 58 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,645 Right there. Let's go. 59 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:38,401 Morning, fellow detectives. 60 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:41,137 Morning, levitt. 61 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,894 Good morning, levitt. 62 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,599 Anything going down? 63 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:52,170 Not much, levitt. 64 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,999 I, uh... 65 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,183 I suppose I should take Sergeant yemana's desk. 66 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,260 I suppose. 67 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:32,243 This thing go up any higher? 68 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,327 Okay, ma'am. 69 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:38,761 The, uh, problem? 70 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:41,364 I want that smut Shop closed down. 71 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:44,366 Well, ma'am, I'm gonna need A little more information. 72 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,302 Could you give me an address? 73 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:48,705 125 christopher street. 74 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:54,744 And, uh, the name of The establishment? 75 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,034 The monroe gallery. 76 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,182 But, ma'am, that's An art gallery. 77 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:01,284 So? 78 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:03,152 It's still got smut In the windows. 79 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:05,422 Ma'am, the type... Don't. 80 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:09,191 It, uh, ma'am, it has a very Distinguished reputation. 81 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:12,295 It also has very filthy Paintings of naked women 82 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:13,830 Lying around on sofas. 83 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:16,833 One filthy picture After another. 84 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,301 Well, ma'am, I mean, 85 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:22,271 There are many people Who admire such works. 86 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:23,940 To me it's filth. 87 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,811 Well, you know, the Saying, "One man's meat is"... 88 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,179 Strike that. 89 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,638 12th precinct, wojciehowicz. 90 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:39,177 Uh, yeah, yeah, I can hold. 91 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:43,247 Barney's been shot. 92 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:46,229 What?! Where? 93 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:48,465 I don't know. The Dispatch just called it in. 94 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:49,632 They put me on hold. 95 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:51,576 - what happened... - I don't know. 96 00:06:01,295 --> 00:06:03,306 Harris: yes, ma'am. I'll hold. 97 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:05,207 All dispatch knows Is he was shot. 98 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:07,443 Uh, I'm trying bellevue now. 99 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:09,312 I feel so helpless. 100 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:12,482 Uh, woj, look, man. He's... He's gonna be okay. 101 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,884 First time in a month He goes out on a call, 102 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,219 This happens. 103 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:18,888 Yeah. 104 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,324 I talked to kogen. 105 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:23,359 They haven't heard Anything downstairs. 106 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,895 Yeah, he's talking to Bellevue right now. 107 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:28,098 If he needs blood, I'm available. 108 00:06:28,122 --> 00:06:29,932 I'm also willing to Donate certain organs. 109 00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:31,801 Oh, please, levitt. 110 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,436 Call st. Luke's, all right? 111 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:34,871 Right. 112 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,739 I'll call mercy general. 113 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:39,375 I meant that about the organs. 114 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,399 Sure. 115 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:44,970 Morning, harris. 116 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:47,816 Barney! 117 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,018 Levitt. Hey, looks nice. 118 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,519 - barney... - barney, what happened? 119 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:52,922 I mean you're all Right. What happened? 120 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,391 We ran into a Robbery in progress 121 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,226 At, uh, kottiman's deli. 122 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,495 Uh, dietrich is on the way Down to manhattan south 123 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:00,696 With a couple of suspects. 124 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,932 Barney, dispatch Said you got shot. 125 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:03,956 I did. 126 00:07:06,993 --> 00:07:09,004 That's it? 127 00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:11,507 Well, I mean, it Was just a graze. 128 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:14,277 Uh, I went into st. Luke's emergency. 129 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:15,578 They patched it up. 130 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,447 I was just calling there, sir. 131 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:19,381 You were calling hospitals? 132 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:21,584 Well, they told Us you were shot. 133 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,352 We were prepared for the worst. 134 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:24,654 Hey, I'm sorry. 135 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,256 Listen, now, you know, 136 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,190 It was just a Communications foul-up. 137 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:30,493 I hope I didn't cause You any undo anxiety. 138 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:32,517 - oh, no. Nothing. - anxiety? Pbht! 139 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,501 Well, it was pretty painful. 140 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:41,303 Oh, yeah, sure. Look at it. 141 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:44,039 I'll bet it was. 142 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:46,376 Listen, harris, I-I-I... 143 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,133 I mean, I didn't mean to, You know, cause any... 144 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:51,870 Who's that? 145 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,620 A miss jacobs. 146 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,622 Um, she wants us To slap a padlock 147 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,258 On the monroe art gallery Down on christopher. 148 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:03,693 Everybody's a critic, huh? 149 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:06,929 Yeah, she was offended by some Of the paintings in the window. 150 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:08,364 Let me see what I can do. 151 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:11,534 Good morning, ma'am. I'm captain miller. 152 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:14,103 It's the most disgusting Display of filth I've ever seen. 153 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,071 A lot of filthy naked people. 154 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:17,935 Excuse me a minute. Excuse me. 155 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:21,276 Did you check out the gallery? 156 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:22,512 No, barney. 157 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,647 I never did get to Finish the report. 158 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,649 Everything went Crazy around here. 159 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,050 Why? 160 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:30,152 You got shot. 161 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,587 Oh, right. 162 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,991 Uh, look, get on the Phone to the art gallery 163 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:38,127 And find out what the hell it is 164 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:40,296 They've got in that Window anyway. 165 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,697 Sure, barn. 166 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:44,300 Captain, are you going to do Something about this or not? 167 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:47,236 Sergeant harris is gonna Get some further information, 168 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,204 And then we'll find out. 169 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:51,807 Quite frankly, I'm not too Sure there's anything we can do. 170 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:54,510 Why, you close down dirty Bookstores and massage parlors! 171 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,646 That's only after Obscenity has been proven. 172 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:59,115 This stuff is obscene. Take my word. 173 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:01,017 I'm afraid we can't do that. 174 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,518 I mean, you're talking About art works 175 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,655 That are protected by Numerous court decisions. 176 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:08,624 Yeah, well, we appreciate Your cooperation. 177 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:10,326 Uh, barney? 178 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:13,830 Uh, ma'am, why don't You just have a seat? 179 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:14,864 Relax. 180 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,199 I, uh, I spoke to the manager, 181 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:20,803 And, uh, they've got some pretty Hot stuff going on over there. 182 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:23,840 They've got some renoirs, Some gauguins, uh, nude scenes. 183 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,909 Nothing that could Be termed, uh... 184 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:29,846 Participatory? No. 185 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:33,783 Ma'am, what we have is a Perfectly reputable art gallery 186 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:36,652 Exhibiting some, Uh, admittedly frank 187 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:38,587 But perfectly Acceptable artworks. 188 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,757 Bull hooey! 189 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:44,226 Miss jacobs, there Is a vast distinction 190 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,396 Between a delicate renoir nude 191 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,899 And a pornographic picture. 192 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,089 What's that, sir? 193 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:57,874 One is art and One is, uh... Not. 194 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,441 That's very logical, sir. 195 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:00,643 Thank you. 196 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:01,811 All right! 197 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:04,179 I know some people Enjoy these things, 198 00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:06,282 But let them do it in private. 199 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,418 Do they have to flaunt them? 200 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:11,186 Set them up so that everyone Is forced to look at them? 201 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:12,388 Is that fair?! 202 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,056 Ma'am, all I can suggest 203 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,715 Is that you walk on the Other side of the street. 204 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,471 Feisty little mother. 205 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,862 I was speaking Biologically, of course, sir. 206 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:39,782 Oh, hi, liz. 207 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:40,983 Hi, ron. 208 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:42,418 How are you? 209 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:43,986 - I'm fine. - good. 210 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,287 Hi, liz. 211 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,857 Hi, stan. 212 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,659 Hi, liz, hi. 213 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,160 What brings you down? 214 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:55,030 Well, I-I was just in The neighborhood, 215 00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:58,256 And so I-I thought I'd Stop in and say hello. 216 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,059 Hello. 217 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:06,108 I hear you got shot. 218 00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:10,212 Oh, it was, uh... How did you, uh... 219 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:13,148 St. Luke's called. Uh, Something about insurance. 220 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,516 Liz, it was a scratch. 221 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:16,518 Nothing... A paper cut Would have been worse. 222 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:20,256 Liz, I-I... 223 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,524 I'll be in my office. 224 00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:24,059 Hold all calls? 225 00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:26,183 - did I say that? - no, sir. 226 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,065 Screen them. 227 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,587 Yes, sir. Screen them. 228 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,227 I think I'm beginning to Understand his subtleties. 229 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:42,945 It is such a minor Injury it is embarrassing. 230 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,902 Then why didn't you call? 231 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,552 I couldn't dial? 232 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:52,855 I didn't call because I didn't Think it was important enough 233 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,091 And I didn't want to upset you And I know you would get upset, 234 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,826 So I didn't call. 235 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,360 So what happened? 236 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,230 A holdup in kottiman's deli. 237 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,733 Some kid with a Gun... A teenager. 238 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,334 He was so scared, Holding that gun. 239 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,336 I'm sure he didn't want To fire the damn thing. 240 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,260 Sounds like a lovely boy. 241 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,211 All right, you're Right. I apologize. 242 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,513 No, you're right. You Have a right to know. 243 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,148 I should have called. 244 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,616 I should have called. 245 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,551 I know you don't Want to be protected. 246 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,786 I know you don't want to... 247 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,688 I know you feel you Can handle anything 248 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,423 As long as you know the truth. 249 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:31,094 Oh, barney, I just hate it 250 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:33,762 When you try to anticipate me. 251 00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:36,766 Oh, for god's sakes. 252 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:39,468 It's getting worse and worse! 253 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:42,872 There are fewer and Fewer of you out there, 254 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,307 And there are more And more of them. 255 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,409 It just seems that way. 256 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,179 Well, I-I-I really Wonder sometimes 257 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:53,070 What it would be like To live somewhere else. 258 00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:56,385 Such as? 259 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:59,254 Such as... Long island. 260 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,623 Long island. 261 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,446 - connecticut. - uh-huh. 262 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,216 Sweden. 263 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,231 Sweden? 264 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:13,802 It's very law-abiding There this time of year. 265 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:17,807 We talk about it, and We talk about it, liz. 266 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,076 Well, but nothing Ever seems to happen! 267 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,578 I have a responsibility here! 268 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,179 Well, sometimes, barney, 269 00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:26,704 I really don't know How much longer... 270 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:33,422 I-I don't know how much Longer things can go on like this. 271 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,591 What kind of things? 272 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,794 I don't know. 273 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:43,232 I don't know. I'm... I'm just rambling. 274 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,068 Liz, I'm okay. I'm okay. 275 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:48,604 Well, if you say so. 276 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:52,008 Everything's fine. 277 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,043 Okay. 278 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,000 Okay, everything's fine. 279 00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:00,315 Got it. We're on our way. 280 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,184 Disturbance. Guess where, harris. 281 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,419 Yeah? 282 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,487 The monroe gallery, Christopher street. 283 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,389 Oh, okay. Let's get it. 284 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,413 Right. 285 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,961 Hi. 286 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,896 Liz. 287 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,353 Liz? 288 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,402 Listen, why don't we think about 289 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,471 Going somewhere this weekend? 290 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,896 Sure, sure. Anything you say. 291 00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:35,884 We'll talk about it When I get home, huh? 292 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,107 Okay. 293 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,555 - bye. - bye. 294 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:40,579 Bye. 295 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,464 Was that mrs. Miller? 296 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,287 Yeah, yeah. 297 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,360 The past tense Was unintentional. 298 00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,380 Okay, miss jacobs. 299 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,649 You, uh, remember the Detective squad room? 300 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,718 If you'll have a seat Right over here, please. 301 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,653 This is more than just Vandalism, you know. 302 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:12,988 This is an assault. 303 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:16,726 All right, I am obligated To ask, what happened? 304 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,660 Well, barn, apparently, After leaving here, 305 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,495 Miss jacobs went back Down to the gallery 306 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:21,931 And threw a bottle Of shoe polish 307 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,298 All over one of the paintings. 308 00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,734 I'm entitled to my opinion! 309 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,802 And, um, this is mr. Levant. 310 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,871 He's one of the Owners of the gallery. 311 00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,540 Why do I get all the crazies? 312 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,475 I'm not crazy, smut-peddler! 313 00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,332 Hold it down! Hold it. 314 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:40,816 Excuse me, sir. Where Should I put the painting? 315 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,184 Down. 316 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,685 Thank you, sir. 317 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:47,456 Look at it... Desecrated, ravaged! 318 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,658 All right, we'll try And straighten it out. 319 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,527 What can we "Straighten out," captain? 320 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,828 We're talking about a Piece of art, not a tv set. 321 00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:57,866 A painting is a singularly Unique, irreplaceable expression 322 00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,169 Of one person's most Intimate perceptions. 323 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,603 I understand... 324 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,905 And that frame cost 70 bucks. 325 00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:06,175 I take it you are Pressing charges. 326 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,243 As a matter of principle, yes. 327 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,478 All right, miss jacobs, 328 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,180 If you'll accompany Detective harris. 329 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,048 I'm afraid we're gonna Have to book you. 330 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,650 - someone had to do something! - ma'am. 331 00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:18,387 Mr. Levant, if you'll have A seat right here, please. 332 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,222 Levitt, do you want to Get some information 333 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,278 From mr. Levant? 334 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,532 Interesting work. 335 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,701 Yeah, uh-huh. 336 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:36,305 You see how the subtle Shadings of light and dark entwine 337 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:40,175 To create a naturalistic Yet eloquent symbol 338 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,532 Of the woman eternal? 339 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,179 Nice body, too. 340 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,236 Oh, yeah. 341 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,940 Loftis: hey. 342 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,154 Don't blame yourself. 343 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,422 What? 344 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:56,558 My wife walked out On me two years ago. 345 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:59,194 My wife hasn't walked out on me. 346 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,530 Suddenly one day She says... Mr. Loftis... 347 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,864 "Milt, I can't Handle it anymore." 348 00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,100 That's not Necessary, mr. Loftis. 349 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:07,102 When we got married, She knew what I was. 350 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,504 I mean, I told her Right up front 351 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,039 What it would be like. 352 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:15,010 The lousy hours... Late evenings... 353 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:19,470 Temporary separations... And she agreed. 354 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,872 Right? 355 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,643 Well, didn't your wife agree? 356 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:29,813 Yeah. 357 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,184 Uh, barn? 358 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:39,035 I, uh, got all the pertinent Information on miss jacobs. 359 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,503 What do you want Me to do with her? 360 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,439 I don't know. 361 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:46,174 I know how you feel. 362 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:48,176 All right, let me See what I can do. 363 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,200 Yeah. 364 00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,581 Mr. Levant. 365 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:56,084 If miss jacobs agreed to Reimburse you for the painting, 366 00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:59,588 Would, uh, would you Consider dropping the charges? 367 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:02,891 That's fine with me. I'll Need a check for $1,100. 368 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,626 I don't have $1,100. 369 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,150 That's unfortunate. 370 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,765 Look, can something be done 371 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,666 To, uh, to restore the painting? 372 00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:14,069 Yeah, I suppose so, but It's not a cheap process. 373 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,804 I don't want it restored. 374 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,973 Miss jacobs, if this Painting can be restored, 375 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,942 Mr. Levant may agree To drop the charges. 376 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,176 What would it cost? 377 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,411 It's hard to say. 378 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,146 I said no! 379 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,214 Miss jacobs, are you Just being difficult 380 00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,784 Or is there something About this particular painting 381 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,108 That, uh... Disturbs you? 382 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:38,059 Um... When was This thing painted? 383 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:41,964 I believe in the late '30s. 384 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,320 Lovely woman. 385 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,628 It's you, isn't it? 386 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,976 Well... 387 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,145 I can understand that modesty... 388 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,580 It wasn't meant For public viewing. 389 00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:00,983 Don't you understand? 390 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,507 It was a very personal thing. 391 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,922 Oh, do whatever You want with it. 392 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:10,492 I... I don't care. It's Not important anymore. 393 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,167 Mr. Levant, in view Of the circumstances, 394 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,570 Don't you think You can find it, uh... 395 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,872 Find some way of absorbing The cost of restoring... 396 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,073 Absorb the cost?! 397 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,876 Don't you think she's Contributed enough 398 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,345 To the painting? 399 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,813 Yeah, yeah. 400 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:32,837 Thank you. 401 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:38,754 Mr. Levant has agreed to Restore the painting himself. 402 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:42,391 You're, uh... You're free to go. 403 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,393 I want the painting. 404 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,028 That'll be $1,100. 405 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,030 I told you I don't have That kind of money. 406 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,264 I'm sorry. 407 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,532 Mr. Levant, now, wait. 408 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:53,502 Prices in the art world Are not carved in stone. 409 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,737 They are negotiable, Are they not? 410 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,406 Yeah, I suppose. 411 00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:00,942 Why don't you make him an offer? 412 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,744 $20. 413 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,713 Oh, god. 414 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:08,883 Uh... Make her a counteroffer. 415 00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:11,353 $900. 416 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,522 $21? 417 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,423 This is ridiculous! 418 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:18,827 I'm sure you two will Eventually agree on a price. 419 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,330 Levitt, do you want to help Them down with the painting? 420 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,266 Mr. Levant, thank You... Yeah, yeah. 421 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,969 Miss jacobs, goodbye. 422 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,192 Goodbye, captain. 423 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,566 Professional curiosity. 424 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,938 You were lovely. 425 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,557 Well, what do you say? 426 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,525 $700. 427 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:52,294 $23. 428 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:55,286 The frame alone is worth $70! 429 00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,802 Get your coat. 430 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,904 I've got your bail ticket. 431 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:05,407 There, you see? The System really works. 432 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,876 Harris and dietrich Check out already? 433 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,011 Uh-huh. 434 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,613 Listen, you might As well cut out, too. 435 00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:14,849 Yeah, I was gonna go after I Dropped loftis off but, um... 436 00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:16,085 Okay, fine. 437 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,453 Well, I don't have to go now, 438 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:21,323 You know, if you Feel like talking. 439 00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:23,480 Yeah, no hurry, barney. 440 00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:27,428 Go home. 441 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,733 All right. I'll, Uh, I'll see you. 442 00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,868 Good night, mr. Loftis. 443 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,270 You take it easy. I mean it. 444 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,294 Thank you. 445 00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:39,964 - okay. - oh. 446 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,147 Hey, lady, give him a break. 447 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:46,915 I mean, you knew what You were getting into 448 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,316 When you married him. 449 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:49,551 Come on, come on. 450 00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:50,852 Who are you? 451 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,521 Just a friend of barney's. 452 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:55,223 Let's go. 453 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,447 Good night. 454 00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:08,837 I came back to, uh... Clarify my position. 455 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,173 Oh. 456 00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:14,309 That, uh, might be nice. 457 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,546 You know all those Things I said earlier 458 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:20,516 About wanting to Be somewhere else 459 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,618 And so on and so on? 460 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:25,487 And so on. 461 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:29,658 Well, I... I meant it. 462 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,948 Oh? 463 00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:41,725 I know how important This job is to you. 464 00:22:46,264 --> 00:22:47,642 But? 465 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:50,212 But... 466 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,147 Excuse me, sir, I... Oh. 467 00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:53,482 Excuse me, mrs. Miller. 468 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,850 I, uh, I worked up the Manpower request, 469 00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,385 And I gave it to kogen. 470 00:22:57,409 --> 00:22:58,721 Fine, levitt. 471 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:00,588 If there's nothing Else, I'll be checking out. 472 00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:02,412 No, no, there's nothing else. 473 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:08,496 Except to say I am very Pleased with your work today. 474 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,764 Thank you, sir. 475 00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:11,799 He's a remarkable man. 476 00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:13,368 I guess you know that. 477 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,237 Just thank god We didn't lose him. 478 00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:16,438 Levitt! 479 00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:18,428 I meant, may the Force be with you. 480 00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:25,035 Good night, sir. 481 00:23:28,341 --> 00:23:31,053 Thank you, levitt. 482 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:34,256 You know, in Situations like this, 483 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,693 One really must Have a sense of humor. 484 00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:42,564 Or else one must move to sweden. 485 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,500 Sweden? 486 00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,502 Uh, just an expression, levitt. 487 00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:47,669 Just an expression. 488 00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:49,604 Oh, you mean like the country? 489 00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:51,707 Same spelling, Different meaning. 490 00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:53,275 Oh. 491 00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:55,476 Well, good night. 492 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:56,700 Good night. 493 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,477 I love you. 494 00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:10,214 I love you. 495 00:24:16,522 --> 00:24:18,434 Wait for me, will you? 496 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,591 I always have.